peppattyisnotgay's definitions

crush

To eat. Consume. To eat something entirely, leaving no trace of what you were eating.

We totally crushed that bag of fritos!!

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

bakes

A nickname for Kevin Bacon.

Was that Bakes that was in Tremors?

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

peppermint patty

The lesbionic woman friend of Charlie Brown. Lover of Marcie. She who rolls in green flanell and birkenstocks.

Peppermint Patty is totally gay. Marcie calls her sir and she rolls in birkanstocks.

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

peppermint patty haiku

Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.

Peppermint Patty,
hates the "Man from Nantucket".
Gee, I wonder why.
Peppermint Patty haiku

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

yeastie

An old or unattractive woman. Opposite of moisty.

Dude #1 "That yeastie just tried to pick you up."
Dude #2 "I know, I almost scored."

by peppattyisnotgay February 2, 2008

horseface

WNBA Players. Awkwardly long faced and buck-toothed female basketball players.

Dude #1 "The horseface championship game is on tonight."
Dude #2 "Who cares!"

by peppattyisnotgay January 31, 2008