Definitions by peppattyisnotgay

crush 

To eat. Consume. To eat something entirely, leaving no trace of what you were eating.

We totally crushed that bag of fritos!!

crush by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

bakes 

A nickname for Kevin Bacon.

Was that Bakes that was in Tremors?

bakes by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

peppermint patty

The lesbionic woman friend of Charlie Brown. Lover of Marcie. She who rolls in green flanell and birkenstocks.

Peppermint Patty is totally gay. Marcie calls her sir and she rolls in birkanstocks.

peppermint patty by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

peppermint patty haiku

Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.

Peppermint Patty,
hates the "Man from Nantucket".
Gee, I wonder why.
Peppermint Patty haiku

peppermint patty haiku by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

yeastie 

An old or unattractive woman. Opposite of moisty.

Dude #1 "That yeastie just tried to pick you up."
Dude #2 "I know, I almost scored."

yeastie by peppattyisnotgay February 2, 2008

horseface 

WNBA Players. Awkwardly long faced and buck-toothed female basketball players.

Dude #1 "The horseface championship game is on tonight."
Dude #2 "Who cares!"

horseface by peppattyisnotgay January 31, 2008