hoodwink

When a uncircumsized penis winks at you

He pulled down his pants and his penis gave me a hoodwink...

... its flirting when you hoodwink at people...

.. hoodwinking is a natural phenomenon in adolescent boys when learning about their penis... but make sure that he is the one controlling the winking of his hood..

by horus1349 January 1, 2012

hoodwinks

BAMBEE! a big smartarse gook! ;P

Hoody told me the map waz bigger than stairs :/

by Lindzi February 14, 2004

hoodwink

to be led astray by the "assets" of a butterface.

(walking in a cafeteria as you see an attractive looking girl from behind and she turns around and doesn't look good at all) "I just got hoodwinked by that girl."

by gr8ness T April 27, 2010

Hoodwinked

When your significant other steals your hoodies without any intention of returning them.

Man, yesterday Shaquanza came over and she totally hoodwinked me!

by J-Thrust The Noble May 9, 2014

Hoodwinker

Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama

Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama, the master <strike>baiter</strike> hoodwinker, <strike>baited</strike> hoodwinked people who are constitutionally incapable of thinking for themselves, a.k.a. ObamaBots, into voting for him during the 2008 presidential primary election.

by Bill Ayers, Weather Underground, Member May 24, 2008

HOODWINKED

When a perfectly good white girl with a racist Honkey, red neck daddy Falls in love with a light skinned golden brown niggas doggystyle.

Goddammit Heidi, yo daddys been Hoodwinked.

by COLDLIFE January 28, 2022

hoodwinker

Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.

"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"

by topsidejoe August 29, 2009