Hobgoblin

A little person (midget or dwarf) with a facial deformity who enjoys performing oral sex on male genitalia.

Bro, last night I saw some hobgoblin blowing the shit out of your dad.

by LongCock Von HugenDong December 28, 2008

hobgoblin

Something Causing fear ;; a mischevious goblin

You instilled a hobgoblin in me I never knew of

by laurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrren April 29, 2008

hobgoblin

When the ear is placed in contact with the butthole. The perpetrator plugs his or her nose and blows as hard as he or she can and ejects air and/or blood into the butthole.

Man, last night I saw this drunk guy hobgoblin someone! It was fucking nasty!

by halgaola September 26, 2007

Hobgoblin

Mrs. Salvador, my 4 year high school Italian teacher...

That damn hobgoblin just kicked me! What a bitch!

by Brockman and Fedor September 6, 2003

Hobgoblin

The technical term for high school theater kids that you want to strangle.

Ty: "What the fuck are you staring at?"
Lauren: "Those fucking hobgoblins are back at it singing the music man again."

by hoedado July 10, 2016

Hobgoblin

A nasty person that has swampass.

Joe: “Oh! There’s Alex.”
John: “That mans is just a hobgoblin with a crusty butt.”

by TheSwampassMonster November 20, 2019

hobgoblin

The name for a complex anthurium hybrid being sold by Jay Vaninni(A. luxurians x A. dressleri) x A. dressleri. Despite variation in traits among seedlings, this name has been added to justify charging $2000 each for this small plant.

It would be a shame if Marvel were to sue Jay Vannini for copyright infringement for using their character name hobgoblin to boost his product sale.

by trunks forbes July 26, 2022