one of the hottest men in the world of Teyvat. I do not know if i want to breed him or if i want him to breed me. everything going from the choker, his ranpo vibes, his very pullable hair and just his very hot and sexy face. yea he's short but he also has one of the longest,thickest best schlongs ever seen. i swear if i ever saw him i'd give him the best most mouth watering, wettest, head leaning back, whimpering, screaming without the s, gawk gawk ever.
just one chance please shawty bae.
just looking at him makes me pop the biggest nut ever known to man kind. I've probably beaten records after busting a nut to him.
just one chance please shawty bae.
just looking at him makes me pop the biggest nut ever known to man kind. I've probably beaten records after busting a nut to him.
person 1 : yo did u see the shikanoin heizou??
person 2 : yea bro look at how white my pants are i even talked to him
person 1: you're so lucky!
person 2 : yea bro look at how white my pants are i even talked to him
person 1: you're so lucky!
by GivingGawkGawkToMen August 7, 2022
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The act of treating people of different physical stature as if they were essentially different.
The act of treating people of different physical stature as if they were essentially different.
by Michael Calwell April 23, 2004
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The sensation that one's sphincter is actually aflame, usually occurring after eating bad tex-mex, taking a really nasty shit, or pulling the Steve-O Bottle Rocket stunt from JACKASS NUMBER TWO...
GUY1: Dude, why did I have to go to Chipotle on my lunch break? Now I've got to sit through this board meeting with my heinous anus! My Asshole must look like a cigarette burn on the Sunday morning comics!
by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010
Get the Heinous Anus mug.1. When a short man leaves a location because a taller man arrives.
2. A short man's dysfunctional overuse of steroids, protein shakes, loud banter, and obsessive body building routines, to compensate for the intimidation he feels around taller men.
3. The hyperspastic rage a short guy suffers from when he is hitting on a group of girls and sees a tall guy approaching. Resulting in the short guy bragging about how often he works out, turning red, cock blocking the tall guy, then running out of the bar, kicking a parking meter, and crying in his car, with snot dribbling into his mouth, while listening to Celine Dion on his way home to Burbank.
2. A short man's dysfunctional overuse of steroids, protein shakes, loud banter, and obsessive body building routines, to compensate for the intimidation he feels around taller men.
3. The hyperspastic rage a short guy suffers from when he is hitting on a group of girls and sees a tall guy approaching. Resulting in the short guy bragging about how often he works out, turning red, cock blocking the tall guy, then running out of the bar, kicking a parking meter, and crying in his car, with snot dribbling into his mouth, while listening to Celine Dion on his way home to Burbank.
A large population of short dudes with height flight move to Los Angeles every year because they are intimidated in their Midwestern and East Coast hometowns by the majority population of taller men.
"Gary I'm not leaving the bar just because you bought all those girls drinks and they stopped talking to you as soon as that tall dude started hitting on them. You need to get over your height flight."
"Gary I'm not leaving the bar just because you bought all those girls drinks and they stopped talking to you as soon as that tall dude started hitting on them. You need to get over your height flight."
by EDDIEFM September 2, 2013
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She was 5'10, too? Damn, the average woman on tinder is getting heightier.
She was 5'10, too? Damn, the average woman on tinder is getting heightier.
by They call me KG August 28, 2019
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He is the skrunkly basically
He is the skrunkly basically
Person1: Hey, Who is this red hair cute guy or something?
Person 2: OMG shikanoin heizou!?!?! He is the skrunkly double tap if you would skrunkly the when
Person 2: OMG shikanoin heizou!?!?! He is the skrunkly double tap if you would skrunkly the when
by opalnight(real!!!!!!!!!!!) August 9, 2022
Get the Heizou mug.Billed Height and Weight are what pro wrestling feds use to introduce their wrestlers. Most of them are not as tall as they are announced on TV. A lot of them wear heel lifts in their boots to appear as tall as their billing
Kane is billed as being 7 feet tall, but in reality he's only around 6'8". 7 feet and 300 plus pounds are only his billed height and weight.
I saw him standing next to a 7 foot basketball player, and the basketball player was taller.
7 Feet is 7 feet
I saw him standing next to a 7 foot basketball player, and the basketball player was taller.
7 Feet is 7 feet
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 9, 2009
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