To violently sexually abuse one’s friend using an elderly man, a banana, the twin towers, the unsuspecting child down the street, and a 1999 Honda Civic SE
“How are you feeling after the hampter?”
“Horrible. I haven’t been able to sit for 13 years.”
“It’s actually been 16 years Josh, your father hampter’d you in 2007-2010.”
“You right.”
The glory of the universe, the god at making maps, greater than thy raph and thy benni.
There are very few sons of hampter, but this one excels in raph. he is son of hampter, benni and raph. Do not ask.
A compilation of Hamlet the Hamster from ACNH wearing Festivale-related merch and dancing in front of a ring light (put Champion as end search term). Even grace by faithpeople can find it amusing.
Person 1: Have you seen Hampter go swish last night? He’s so cute
Person 2: bro he’s just pretend lmao Person 3: Who’s cuter? RuPaul or Hampter go swish?
Person 2: h a m p t e r Persons 1&3: go find a wife and get a life
English expression in use by sailors in the Royal Navy before the Second World War. It refers to large, baggy and shapeless underwear that can be male or female attire. When male it refers to the baggy shorts that were issued to both junior and senior rates at the time. When female, it refers to the baggy bloomers type of knickers with elasticated legs, the sight of which is guaranteed to turn off all but the most ardent (or desperate) suitors. In short they are the sort of thing that not even Bridget Jones would wear.
I was goin' to try and pull the bird in the flat opposite 'til I saw her peggin' out her dung hampers on the washing line.