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Hampter

To violently sexually abuse one’s friend using an elderly man, a banana, the twin towers, the unsuspecting child down the street, and a 1999 Honda Civic SE

“How are you feeling after the hampter?”
“Horrible. I haven’t been able to sit for 13 years.”
“It’s actually been 16 years Josh, your father hampter’d you in 2007-2010.”
“You right.”

by hamptermaster42 October 29, 2025