Hair Compensator

Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.

Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !

Hair Compensator by EightBall February 5, 2014

water we dune hair 

Phrase of exasperation popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub roughly translating to "what are we doing here?". Used to denote confusion over a situation or person's actions.

"I can't believe that they'd spend so much energy on that. Water we dune hair?"

water we dune hair by gumpynator October 17, 2021

nostril hair collector 

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.

Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.

nostril hair collector by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.

Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...

Shitty Hair by I listen to girl in red uwu August 10, 2020

Yee Yee Ass Haircut 

Something junior grimes (J grimes)

Junior grimes “j bravo” is a British tik toker and youtuber rapper that thinks bitches love him when in reality he’s the tackiest and grimiest mf ever seen! Aint no way any girls going to take a second glance at his ass

Person: Yo j maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you’d get some bitches on ya dick “

Junior: aw shit , whatever you just a hater

Person: Nah fam, it’s for your own good brah

Junior: shit maybe your right or something

Person: I think I’m right or something

Yee Yee Ass Haircut by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe November 4, 2021

ye ye ass haircut 

Franklins trim

Maybe if you got rid of that ye ye ass haircut you would get sum bitches on yo dicj

ye ye ass haircut by Yeyeasshaircut January 14, 2021

curly hair 

a blessing

i love my curly hair

curly hair by curious goerge's asshole August 9, 2020