Griffed

adjective meaning to do something profoundly stupid to oneself. Named after professional stunt performer named Matt Griff of the late 90's early 2000's who would repeatedly get jacked up and hurt himself.

You see that dude sit on his bedpost? He just totally griffed himself!

Man, I griffed myself last night when I ate the pop rocks and coke.

by Jimmy She'Dazzle May 16, 2009

griffen

griffen is the type of person who is outgoing and shy at he same time. griffen's are usually tall dark haired, freckled and have chin dimples. griffens are not always the smartest people but are awesome to hang around. griffens are the kind of guys who are on the football team but aren't jerks.griffens should ask out jennifers

griffen:hey jen u want to go out with me

jen:ya, i love football players

by wickawocka November 16, 2011

Griffen

When you beat a game or reach a high level in a day or two.

Guy 1: Yo i pulled off a Griffen yesterday.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I got to level 50 on runescape in a day.

by Name187 November 27, 2011

Griffed

To have someone who once held a positition of high regard lie to your face and you believe it.

Adam was listing all the things Michael had done in his life and it was obvious he had been Griffed.

by hiemlich schlonge February 21, 2010

griffen

god in greek or ancient roman used to describe muscular beast who is untame and hunts leopards and or other mamals

he is a total griffen

by pokemon55 January 27, 2010

Giffelman

A person of small stature

“Giffelman, stop talking about anime”

by ImpregnatedPulloutCouch January 3, 2022

Griffles

The mascot of Raffles Institution and also the gryphon dude who says “suspicium melioris aevi”

Yo, are you drawing some furry art of Griffles? That’s so sus dude

by ベイリー April 29, 2022