Jives with my graph

Something you say when something is cool or awesome

Brian: Bro, have you seen Uncle Gavin's new shirt? That really jives with my graph.
Gavin: What are you doing in my house?

by AvunculusGavin October 13, 2021

Pot-o-graph

When you sign anything high...and subsequently forget about it.
Also: Any pictures you take while high.
Additionally: Any pictures of pots or signed pots.

I just left my ceramics class high as hell and this dude wanted my pot-o-graph. I signed his weed.

by Shackabitch October 26, 2019

Polly-o-graph

A test to determine whether are or are not composed of string cheese.

Vienna did not believe that Jake was being true and therefore requested he take a polly-o-graph test.

by Cpt. Awsm July 07, 2010

Black Girl Graph

The Black Girl Graph is a graph representing black women:
50% Fat
15% Gang related
10% purple vaginas
10% ugly
10% pancake nipples
5% hot

The Black Girl Graph is represented here*points to graph*

by the only real ninja here February 20, 2010

drug graph

An area that a dealer slangs in

yo i hit up that drug graph and bought some serious snow

by a dogg September 14, 2006

Life is like a Circle Graph

Something the wise Mr. Scott once said.

Mr. Scott: “Vote me for Prime Minister because Life is like a Circle Graph”

Everyone who hears: “Omg Mr. Scott all the way!”

by Mr. Scott’s Agent September 29, 2021

I.Q. graph

AHA! AAAAAAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S NOT HIW YOU READ A GRAPH YOU STUPID BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! OOOOOOOOOOH MAN! OOOOH MICHAEL! At least you were more gentle then the men she screws!

Hym "HA! HAHAHA! NO! LOOKLOOKLOOK! I'll explain how the I.Q. graph works... The X axis is the I.Q.... The Y axis is the number of people WITH that I.Q.... So there are more women OF average intelligence... Than there are men of average intelligence... There are more men of radically LOW intelligence than there are women of wildly low intelligence... There are more wildy intelligent men than there are radically intelligent women... To put into terms a pornstar would understand... Women are the small-dicks of the intelligence world... Most of you are of average intelligence... So, most of you are >6 inches... And then like 16% of you are <6... But if it makes you feel better, liberals don't believe in static intelligence... And there is only 1 creator of A.I. and...

by Hym Iam February 27, 2024