maximus_goatimus

For my knight in shining mud:
Yo shizzle fanizzle.. He married a female dog according to this Wizzle (did I mention this Wizzle is allergic) but my oh my she really married a fluff burro. His weight is me times squared and he now has a stalker list all bared. Peace up maxo ^^... bust them arses and send a kiss to TNT for me. *bows out to the god of pounding pixels made by nerds with too much time on their hands and armada* <end>

Maximus_goatimus tried to kiss a frog today- and he got REJECTED. Ooooh.. that hurts.

by Silver January 21, 2005

Grantiose

When someone named Grant thinks he has a Grandiose idea, but it actually sucks.

Creating a tax on jobs to solve homelessness is a Grantiose idea.

by Winger the lion June 14, 2018

Granties

Grandma Panties.

I like to floss my teeth with my grandma's granties. Oral hygiene is best with old panties.

by The MuthaFukkin Pope December 22, 2021

Grantics

When referring to a Cannabis Growers bizarre or absurd growing techniques.

Steve's grantics are crazy, but they produce some fine bud!

by Lappie September 19, 2022

Gigantimus Headimus

An extremely large prehistoric head. About the size of two New York’s put together. So large scientist gave it the name gigantimus headimus

My stink’s head is a certified gigantimus headimus.

by Jaifly26 August 1, 2023

Goatimus serour

Strictly goated activities, from the legend of benix serour

*Wilder gets back from golf* "Oh what's up Goatimus serour"
"Itai can you pick up Chipper for me on your way home if I order on the app?" "Yessir" "Goatimus serour"
"Sid cmon, can you say Goatimus serour once?" "No I'll never say it"

by Serour August 15, 2024

Grandious

Grandious is a word to describe someone who has a distinct personality that could be described and guessed accurately.

"John is a strange guy, He has a very grandious personality"

by Reinverted May 27, 2024