Godporn

Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.

by Mike Comanche March 12, 2009

Godplayer

In the context of video games, "Godplayer" is used as an adjective to describe an individual/action who/which is beyond awesome and will certainly result in an epic win.

syn. mad skillz

Check this epic killcam no-scope I uploaded. Undeniably godplayer.

by ReaverCopter September 1, 2010

Godpachi

A common fan nickname for the awesome character Zaraki Kenpachi from the popular Japanese manga series "Bleach", where Kenpachi is detailed as a transcendental and God-like being, taking out one of the strongest enemies in the history of the Soul Society.

Godpachi fucking owns!

by giggitygoo August 19, 2012

goldpumpkin

The act of urinating on a loved one in a highly homosexual manor.

After you remove yourself from the behind of your male life partner. Rather than orgasm, you relieve yourself all over his behind, to give him a goldpumpkin.

by Fourqueuetwo February 9, 2009

gotapa

The thing ontop of a chicen

GOTAPAAAA

by pickle.takdnd March 20, 2014

godplex

a portmanteau of GOD and COMPLEX . A complex as used in psychology is a system of interrelated, emotion-charged ideas, feelings, memories, and impulses that is usually repressed and that gives rise to abnormal or pathological behavior.
Godplex therefore infers that a person may have abnormal feelings about God , or being a God – ideas of superiority. As defined above, usually resulting from being oppressed oneself.
An independent arthouse movie.

Know that guy Donald Trump ? He's got a mad Godplex.

by darryl darryl October 22, 2016

gotp

Get on the phone

Hey babe, gotp real quick.

by IzNuthin January 18, 2015