Goopy scoopy

When you use your saggy, wrinkly, hairy scrotum to wipe your ass

Dude I was all out of shit tickets so I had to goopy scoopy

by Senator of the sauce March 27, 2019

Goopy Ghost

When you ejaculate in a woman's eyes & by the time she's able wipe them clean and yell at you...you're gone.

I just wanted to get the hell out of there so I decided to pull a goopy ghost and leave.

by Positive Language Contributor May 30, 2017

goopy poopy

Poopie that is goopy

Friend: I think I just sharted my pants
Me: I think you did a goopy poopy in your pants.

by GoopyPoopyMan October 4, 2019

goopy dingo

A goopy dingo is a dingo, which is a type of canine, who is in a very sticky(goopy) situation. Usually used as pet name or an insult.

Aww, you're such a goopy dingo.
Come here and goopy my dingo, you lil goopy dingo!
I said goopy dingo, and my mother deleted me.

by ScrumbleMaster69 March 16, 2022

Goopy Inferno

Taking a steaming hot shit into somebody else’s asshole and simultaneously clenching to transfer it back and forth.

Chuck and I did the ol’ Goopy Inferno last night, and I had to triple wash my sheets.

by CoqueSoque December 12, 2022

Goopy Schoolfield

When one eats another's eye goop.

I woke up this morning with so much goop in my eye and my girlfriend gave me a Goopy Schoolfield.

by Jimmy chew November 2, 2009

Goopy button

When a man ejaculates into your belly button.

"He came inside my belly button and gave me a goopy button"

by Bri bri goop December 31, 2019