Goonicide

When your caught with dick out while spanking in a drive through and forced to kill yourself.

Did you see that guy who goonicided on TikTok

by Spankbanker February 18, 2025

Goonicide

A young African-American individual who committed suicide after getting caught gooning (committing sexual activities on oneself) by an obese woman who needs to be deported.

Bro: Did you hear about the goonicide?
Bro 2: Yeah vro, that woman is such a bitch for posting data shit

by brihttp February 25, 2025

Goonicide

1. When a person is caught gooning and commits suicide
2. When a large mass of gooners are restricted access from gooning sources/materials

1. Did you hear about the man who killed himself after caught gooning in a car?
2. Oh my god, the goonicide begun!

by Cockashit July 26, 2025

The Goonicide

An event that occured back in January 2025 where a man with his cock out driving a dodge challenger pulled up to a bikini baristas and was angrily told to leave by a barista recording him. She posted the video online, which went viral, and after the dude, Nautica Malone, A.K.A. Goonlord saw this, he committed suicide, leading to the event being known as The Goonicide.

Hey Quavante, did you hear about The Goonicide?

by kosagui January 25, 2026

godicide

killer of gods or killing gods.

he is a godicide so no god dares to mess with him.

by draculah August 10, 2020

Coonicides

Coonicides is what has happened when one finds more than one raccoon dead in or alongside the road in close proximity to each other. In the springtime after giving birth to a litter of raccoon pups, the mother raccoon might commit coonicide after the father raccoon leaves the nest or den and goes to the ‘raccoon club’ with his pals. When young raccoons are old enough to walk, they might stay around the dead mother raccoon and absent-mindedly become victims themselves. When two or more raccoons commit coonicide, it is usually because of a domestic dispute that neither party can resolve. A coonicide or coonicides can actually be the result of horseplay where raccoon buddies will dare or challenge each other to wait until the last second to move out of the way of an approaching vehicle.

Why are all those raccon carcasses all over the road like that? Did you say 'coonicides'?

by LongmeadowFarm March 3, 2010

Goonified

to be goon-like; very cool; something that would appeal to a large group of people

That car looks awesome!

Yeah, it's pretty goonified

by Ntro Pnguin April 25, 2009