kosagui's definitions

Larp

A fat fucking chud who pretends to be something they’re not whether it be in the internet, pretending to like something, or irl, like larping watching anime.

“Bro stop fucking larping being christian , you larp!”

by kosagui April 6, 2026

Diddy foid

A foid that is also diddy

There's a new restaurant in town. It's called Karma. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

DIDDY FOID DIDDY FOID

by kosagui March 23, 2026

Community puh

A school bop who has been ran through and put in the boston crab at least twice

Yo bro the school bop is cracking everyone behind the bleachers? Lets pull up!
FUH naw gang that bitch is community puh

by kosagui March 12, 2026

Kirked

To be shot in the neck/ to receive neck

“Yo bro, tyrone’s girl just gave me the best kirk of my life”
“Yo bro, did you hear the president got kirked?”

by kosagui February 9, 2026

Drac

Yn slang for a romanian "Draco" micro ak47

I'll hit you wit da drac hit you with that stick boy swear to god nigga you aint even rich boi

by kosagui February 4, 2026

Slimed out

To get shot or to shoot someone

Damn, you shouldn't have took that nigga's shit, last i heard, his opps got slimed out

by kosagui February 4, 2026

The Goonicide

An event that occured back in January 2025 where a man with his cock out driving a dodge challenger pulled up to a bikini baristas and was angrily told to leave by a barista recording him. She posted the video online, which went viral, and after the dude, Nautica Malone, A.K.A. Goonlord saw this, he committed suicide, leading to the event being known as The Goonicide.

Hey Quavante, did you hear about The Goonicide?

by kosagui January 25, 2026