Gooned

When you’re reallllyy high and out of it.

i don’t need anymore weed i’m gooned

by goosegirl221 January 28, 2021

Gooned

To castrate one's self and remove their own genitals

He gooned himself in the pain olympics, now he's a eunuch

by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022

gooned

violent edging session

yo bro i gooned yesterday

by anonymous October 5, 2023

Gooned

To be drunk, intoxicated off alchohol

Look at him hes so gooned right now.

by giggly boy September 3, 2025

Gooned out

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.

Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.

by Ultbator August 20, 2019

gooned up

To be in a state of extreme inebriation, very drunk

"Me and the boys are getting a couple of cubes and gettin' gooned up."

"He's all gooned up and I think he is going to bed".

"We started tailgating at 9, so by 2, we were pretty gooned up."

by DericP June 11, 2008

Gooned out

energized from listening to rap music for a long period of time; state where one feels like they could be a rapper regardless of race or ethnicity

"Yo every song on that meek mill mixtape goes hard"
"I know I'm totally gooned out after listening to the whole thing"

by DA BO$$ October 25, 2009