Gogurt

The last stage of male masturbation where one pinches starting from the base of the shaft upward squeezing out any leftover semen. This is a necessary step as it helps significantly with after cum.

You: Fuck man I totally just got rekt by an undesirable amount of after cum
Friend: Well did you Gogurt?
You: ... Shit... no I completely forgot
Friend: Well there's your problem my friend, you gotta GoGURT or go home

by I_Gogurt January 8, 2015

goguardian

shitty school extension that invades students privacy

why did it exist i the first place tho? they shouldve set their marketing to "invade students privacy" or something like that. Im scared that my teacher can see my browsing history, yt vids i watch, and all of those nasty stuff. im really thinking of using my pc because of that, and take control on what they are invading. just for laughs but i might hack their mainframe because ik a little bit of batch coding. but one thing thats keep triggering my BS alarm is the fact they can see everything your searching, then if your searching "stuff" goguardian is going to buzz the "WTF ARE YOU SEARCHING EAT THIS BARRIER B***H" block screen. after that its going to make log info then send it to the it and admins. how do i know that? ITS BECAUSE I DECOMPILED IT AND SAW THE CODE FUNCTIONS AND THE CODE ITSELF. they didnt even did a good job making goguardian. one time i used a chromebook exploit to corrupt the extension and "disable" it for the next 6-8 months. too bad it got patched.

by Plainspup March 19, 2021

tuff gong

Tuff Gong is a record label that was formed by the reggae group The Wailers in 1970 and named after Bob Marley's nickname. - From Wikipedia

Marley earned the title Tuff Gong for his fierceness as a streetfighter. 'Gong' was also the nickname of the early Rastafarian leader Leonard Howell. The nickname's significance was further reinforced by the fact that in some Rasta settlements it is customary for a convert to strike a gong hanging at the entranceway to announce his first step into the fold. - From "Catch a Fire"

Check out that new Tuff Gong album

Uncle Bob was the one and only Tuff Gong

by DaneNakafari4444 May 24, 2007

The Gong

Affectionate name for Wollongong, a city in the Australian state of New South Wales.

I'm taking the train down to The Gong this weekend to visit some friends.

by Wapt August 28, 2009

gongerschnigle

When a black person hits the bong and eats a boneless schnitzel.

That gongerschnigle just tickled my fleshy fun bridge.

by neriJew August 17, 2017

gengu

The 12 year old weeb Shadowburn wannabe Genji main that is somehow everywhere at once, including your mother. They are stuck in bronze.

Person 1: "How was Comp yesterday?"
Person 2: Kinda shit; we had a Gengu on our team"
Person 1: "Damn. GG!"

by anonymous November 26, 2017

Gong

A Chinese novel term commonly used to refer to the top or seme of a male couple.

Lan Wangjing is a total gong even though he doesn’t look like it.

by Fuckingriceballs March 16, 2020