glumpkin

When a dude recives oral sex (from a girl or a guy)while taking a shit on the toilet.

Yeah i liked that girl, but she wouldnt even gimme a glumpkin so i droped that bitch.

by -spartan- March 15, 2003

fatty glumpkin

When a dude gets a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, This chick came over last nite while i was dropping a deuce and gave me a fatty glumpkin

by trivash April 20, 2004

glucking

The act of being gluck.

when I hung out with Sarah, she was glucking.

by Poppop November 24, 2006

glunkin

a blow job while takin a dump

haha my friend aaron jus got a glunkin last night

by Jake June 20, 2006

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

Glumping

Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.

Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?

Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.

Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.

Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.

by Freggsmash May 25, 2020

Gluminati

A group or cluster of needle dick computer geeks that spend their days and nights obsessing over trying to beat Sparta. Sparta will always be the top club in the game TSB 2020. Daddy Cove can’t carry you all forever.

Gluminati will always run among a flock of sheep...

by xxcrummyxx June 10, 2020