When you say something three times about someone or call someone an insult thrice, it becomes true, but only if you truly mean the insult or name with all of your heart.
Friend 1: you don’t know how to find square root? Are you retarded or something?
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!
by Freggsmash May 15, 2019
Get the Triple timer mug.A term used to ask for a lid full of someone’s drink. Often used for soda, or Gatorade. As long as it’s got a bottle with a cap that can have liquid poured into it, asking for cap is fair game.
Friend 1: bro this Dr. Pepper is so nice on such a hot day
Friend 2: let me get some cap homie
Friend 1: aight bet, but just this once
Friend 2: let me get some cap homie
Friend 1: aight bet, but just this once
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
Get the Cap mug.A ranking system hugely popular among teenage boys. Used to define the attractiveness of a female by stating how many White Claws you would need to consume in order to have sex with her.
by Freggsmash April 23, 2021
Get the Clawscale mug.An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
by Freggsmash May 20, 2019
Get the Coming home from trumpet practice mug.Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.
Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
Get the Bartender Tod mug.A colossal shit left in the toilet due to lack of flushing power provided by the toilet in question. Typically football sized- highly respected and valued among young adults and elderly alike. Originates from the high volume of colossal shits placed in the Camp Westwind restrooms.
by Freggsmash June 07, 2022
Get the Westwind Shit mug.Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.
Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.
Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.
Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man
Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man
Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
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