shoe geezers

Variation of "shoe gazers", and still pertains to music listener's posture, but slightly changes vernacular to play on their age, as well.

Musician #1: I thought this audience would get into our concert more. You know, show more enthusiasm.

Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.

by free4all23 June 26, 2009

Geezers

A man's balls, a pair of testicles. Can also be used as an expression of one's ego. (Can also be pronounced "gee-zahs" as if with a New York accent)

"'Ey Tony, did you see that fight yesterday between Frankie and Joey?"
"Yeah I saw, got him right in the geezers!"
"Oof, right in the geezers. They'll be swimmin' with the fishes tonight."

by xomboii November 24, 2018

geezerectomy

When grampa takes a permanent bacon nap and grandma heads to the casino.

"Hey Myrtle, I finally got my geezerectomy. Let's go play high stakes bingo!"

by paludism August 22, 2011

geetress

a chick that will do anything for a hit of meth.

Guy 1: Man that chick is such a geetress. She will suck your dick off!

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yeah dude, just give her a hit of tweek, and she'll milk you dry!

by notta cop February 12, 2008

geezered

Being passed in a race by another competitor much older than you.

I thought I was doing really well in the hill climb until I got geezered by a 65 year old on a piece of crap bike.

by kingofbanff May 24, 2010

Geezerish

Something or someone with the qualities of a "geezer", or is cool, but without sounding teenage by using the word "cool". This word would not be associated with something feminine or something for children, more things for men, or, geezers.

1. Michael Caines new film Harry Brown is geezerish!

2. That leather jacket over there is geezerish!

by Geezer TK421 January 13, 2011

geezerds

old crusty men who are worthless to the betterment of society

I was waitressing at that strip club, but those geezerds pissed me off so I quit.

by lilyloveth January 4, 2018