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An event that involves a gathering of geezers. Often centred around a football match or other sporting event, a geezefest involves consumption of large amounts of alcohol and often recreational drugs.

A geezefest usually starts in a pub in the morning or early afternoon and continues until the participants are too mashed to continue the geezefest and have to return home. Geezefests invariably involve banter between geezers and sometimes a fight.

Who was at the football yesterday?

All the lads, it was a proper geezefest.

geezefest by geezermcgeeze July 23, 2012

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geezerette

A female follower of the well known chat board moderator, The Geezer.

That's another geezerette signed up to support The Geezer

geezerette by No.37 January 21, 2009

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Geekfest

A party from either 12AM-6AM or form 10:30PM- 4:30 AM in which the students of the Alabama School of Math and Science bring in their computers, x-boxes, gamecubes, gamecasts, ddr pads, rpg games, and lots more geeky stff and have a party. HALO foir 6 hours is heaven on earth for some, while others like to challenge the teachers at DDR. Anime is one of the most popular things, only second to the LAN party, which sually consists of geeks playing WOW (world of warcraft). wOOt! Go HALO and WOW!!!

Hey yo! It's time for Geekfest!

Yeah! I can't wait to play freaking HALO II for 6 hours! Let's go wait outside the doors so I can get a HALO controller!

Yeah! ROCK ON!

Geekfest by Halolover07 May 21, 2006

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geezerectomy

When grampa takes a permanent bacon nap and grandma heads to the casino.

"Hey Myrtle, I finally got my geezerectomy. Let's go play high stakes bingo!"

geezerectomy by paludism August 22, 2011

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geekfest

A bunch of geeks tryin to leasure a woman in their dorm

Jock 1: "BAHAHAHAHAHA look at that geekfest, that girl is trying to escape"

Chik:"Thats not my GUTTA, thats my ear

geekfest by ER-Emergency Root July 13, 2009

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geezeress

A female version of " geezer ".

"have you seen that geezeress? She's so cool!"

lass gangsta girl girl chick

geezeress by nnnnnhhhhhhhhh October 21, 2015

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Genefestivities

1 - A combination of general and festivities. A cooler way of saying it.

2 - A person with great genes.

1 - Christmas is coming guys! I can't wait to join in with the Genefestivities!

2 - Dude, that lady has some reaaaaal Genefestivities.

Genefestivities by Sidhu MooseWala's Biggest Fan November 20, 2018

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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