2 definitions by paludism

thundercunt

1) A terrible case of the queefs.

2) A loud, boiseterous woman who lacks the ability to shut up.

1) "Oh, jeeze, excuse me -- I have a terrible case of the thundercunts."

2) "Man, Sheila is such a thundercunt!"

by paludism August 19, 2011

geezerectomy

When grampa takes a permanent bacon nap and grandma heads to the casino.

"Hey Myrtle, I finally got my geezerectomy. Let's go play high stakes bingo!"

by paludism August 19, 2011