Gangle

When your second toe is longer than your Turgle

Look at your gangle

by Wee gosle July 12, 2024

gangle smack

1. To smack one's gangles. The action of smacking a cock. Like a cock smack, but involving balls.

2. When your nuts slap a vagina or an ass.

3. Also used as an insult.

1. Todd's back-hand turned in to a violent gangle smack.

2. My balls are sore from gangle smacking last night.

3. Sometimes, I think you are the biggest gangle smack I have ever met.

by B-rent April 7, 2004

gangle snags

a chick that has jacked up teeth that catch the skin on the dick

gangle snags over there gave me the roughest night of my life. i had to wake up early to peroxide that shit!

by hurstlicker January 15, 2004

Gangle-fuck

A fuckload of bad things

zombie: BRAAINS!!
victim: aw hell naw, gunna get mah brains eatin by a gangle-fuck of zombie shit

by Rostra Maximus August 17, 2010

Gangle Monster

1. Get high as shit.
2. Pick a fight with Morgan
3. Throw up your arms and slink your head down into your shoulders like you're actually going to do something
4. Sway and walk in super-slo-mo aimlessly

Look at Jon. He's the fucking gangle monster again.

by THE gangle monster September 30, 2009

Gangle Bag

A teenager who is very shallow, or lacks a personality. A gangle bag is also commonly known as a "mall creature".

All that crusty old gangle bag cares about is clothes, her nastiness is off the charts.

by weeeeeeeeenistdaviss:D March 2, 2010

Gangle Drunk

When a person is drinking alcoholic beverages they reach the stage where they lose power to control their voice, have poor coordination of their limbs, and tend to knock things over.

He was so gangle drunk last night when he was telling that story that he knocked the television off its stand.

by Jane Tibson October 21, 2010