Gangle

A person who is awkward and has disproportionate features including a very large head, slime body and long arms. Gangles have almost no control over their body due to lack of coordination.

Gangles also usually are able to touch their knees even when standing straight up and touch things without out moving from extraordinarily long distances. Usually they are male and are often subject to ridicule.

Ganglevitis is said to infect Gangles, although it is a made-up disease similar to Gingervitis. The myth is that it infects people causing there body to grow into funny and gangly shapes also destroying their souls.
Wow Chris is such a gangle! Look at how far he can reach and the way he has almost no coordination whatsoever!
by Chris Miner December 04, 2010
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Gangle

the cutest character in the Amazing Digital Circus. No questions. She's cute, she's silly, she's sad, literal peak of cuteness in any character
Jax: "Well then, that leaves crybaby (Gangle) and hooha (KInger) together to handle the Zooble situation."

Ragatha: Do you think pairing them up together is a good idea?

Jax: Of course, they're the two most mentally stable and capable characters to be paired up together.

Kinger: *shakes uncontrollably in ps1 style*
by Fawnyiie October 21, 2023
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Gangle

A lanky entity with a lack of limb coordination, spatial awareness, social propriety or vocal volume control.
Wow, that guy, who just tripped on his own feet and then sat on his own head, after making loud inappropriate remarks to my friends, is such a gangle.
by Noblong January 29, 2009
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Gangle

Abbreviation for "gay angle". Where a straight male will adopt culturally "gay" qualities to lower the guard of unsuspecting attractive females.
Dude, that guy macking your chick right now is not gay, he's totally just playing the gangle
by wiznerd1 March 11, 2011
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Gangle

A lanky person who devotes his life to skittles and sprite. It is said that he drank 5 five sprites at Rockfest and was asked to leave the area.
"Don't drink more than 2 sprites in one sitting or you might become The Gangle"
by All Knowing God June 02, 2004
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Gangle

V. to gangle means to harass somebody in a physical way, using lanky goober movements and retard facial expressions
Guy1: I was with my friend byrner yesterday and he was being such a goofy bastard
Guy2: I know, he always tries to gangle with me
by jappy jappy jappy January 09, 2011
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Gangle

A less intense form of gangbang.
Did you see that chick in that gangle video?
I found myself in a gangle the other day.
Mom, it was just a gangle, chill!
by Daniel Toohey January 17, 2018
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