futon

A word in the used in New England region mostly meaning
"clutch"
This could apply to any number of activities or circumstances
Usually the word is said alone in a loud voice without any other add-ons.

After making a last minute shot in a basketball game...
"Futon!"

After making the subway right before the doors close...
"Futon!"

by Franklin Tillfield III March 1, 2008

futon

futon is my bestest best friend in the whole widest worldest she gets on my nerves sometimes but thats ok she is the most awsomeist awsome person in the world....The futon lives on!!!

she helps me with all of my problems!

by kiki April 6, 2005

Futon

A small couch that is very difficult to engage in sexual activity due to the risk of rolling off onto the floor. Can also be used as slang in noun verb or adjective form meaning “risky” or “stupid”.

Have fun but be careful not to roll off the futon!
Adam why would you do that you futon!

by Jonydo May 9, 2018

Futon Time

Committing sexual acts while being on a futon, most likely on a futon that is not yours.

Walking in while Megan and Chris were having "Futon Time" was so awkward...

by Nathan Jang April 5, 2011

futon bum

A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.

Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!

by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008

futon crouton

Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.

I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 11, 2016

futon relationship

When a relationship is functional but not comfortable it's a futon relationship. You know you rather be in a bed.

"Did you see Sally and Billy together last night?"
"Yeah, looks like they're in a futon relationship."

by Aimditto November 14, 2015