Frankenjackson

A large African-American retard.

Riddick Bowe sure is a Frankenjackson

by Mike-a-loeb December 18, 2004

Frankenfaith

1. A heretical religion; 2. A faith that pretends to uphold and established religious doctrine while actually undermining and corrupting that doctrine in practice; 3. A faith that turns people into unthinking automatons.

I think those snake-oiled fundamentalists and televangelists are peddling a Frankenfaith.

by Slackie Onassis June 20, 2007

Frankenballs

A word that describes the appearance of a man's testicles after a vasectomy.

Jane: I heard that your husband got a vasectomy. How did it go?

Mary: He went back to work after a few days, but he still has Frankenballs. The stitches should come out soon.

by scoobylou October 13, 2011

Frankengoober

a retard who can't do things right

Man, You are a damn frankengoober. Get it straight

by Shmexylatte November 25, 2007

frankenpack

The end-result of the consolidation of several friends' different brands of cigarettes into one pack. Usually accomplished through trading, bartering or whoring.

Would you like a Pall-Mall, a Camel or a Newport out of my frankenpack?

by SteveDaveT July 8, 2005

frankenband

Combination of two or more bands to form a different band, many times on a reality show.

Rock Star Supernova, Audioslave, Velvet Revolver, Wings,and Damn yankees are all frankenbands.

by Caleb South March 31, 2007

FrankenHag

A butt-ugly has-been barfly who you can't tell which sags more, her ass, her tits or her face who looks like she's been pieced together on a chop-shop table.

See ex-wife or seahag for more.

It's Halloween 365 days per year when you are FrankenHag....no costume required. She scares Freddy Krueger.

by CarverCruiser October 26, 2010