by Mike-a-loeb December 18, 2004
The act of rubbing your genitillia all over the food and beverages in the office fridge, so your fellow state employees eat it.
by Mike-a-loeb December 18, 2004
The act of sitting on your partner's face and farting into his/her mouth. Moments later, you and your partner kiss with open mouths.
We went to the Chicken Ranch, for my buddy's bachelor party. I asked the hooker if I could get a plumpkin for $50. She said "No, but you can get a Cookie Crisp." "Deal!" I proclaimed.
by Mike-a-loeb December 19, 2004