Frankenapp

FrankenApp - when a software vendor ports desktop software to new mobile platforms without any consideration for what the user wants or how the new UI paradigm can change the user experience...under these conditions, it is a FrankenApp.

I checkout out Excel for the iPAD yesterday. I accidentally hit the show all Toolbars command and the entire screen turned into toolbars. Talk about a Frankenapp!

by goodone! November 30, 2011

Frankenpiss

A walk or dance- like movement performed by an intoxicated college student, or any other mentally unstable individual, while attempting to urinate on his peers. The stream of urine and hand position forces the perpetrator to walk in a slow, deliberate pace, usually one leg at a time, to avoid showering themselves. With the exception of the hand positioning, this lumbering motion closely resembles the walk of the legendary monster, Frankenstein.

-Dude, I so did the Frankenpiss on that man last night!
-If she was any uglier, I'd have to Frankenpiss that ho.

by Clit_Eastwood June 13, 2009

frankenpussy

pussy so large and monster like, you just know it is several pussies sewn together

Dude, that bitch had a frankenpussy

by jonmic66 January 29, 2007

Frankenpaper

A previously torn piece of paper (letter, document) that has been pieced back together with tape or staples.

Someone had torn an order in half and later realized they needed both halves to read it right. They used some staples to fit it back together. I came in and saw it and said,

"What's with the Frankenpaper?"

by Tracy Rodgers December 28, 2008

frankenputer

(N.) A computer pieced together from parts of several systems

My friend Josh needed a computer, so I made him a frankenputer from the scrap parts out in my garage.

by Nick Newman February 3, 2004

Frankenpine

A cell phone tower that tries, and fails, to look like a pine tree.

They're putting up another Frankenpine near you? When are they going to learn that those things don't actually look like trees?

by rubygetsitdone August 18, 2011

Frankenphobia

Morbid irrational fear of biotechnology and/or its products. Endlessly incited by born-again hippie fundamentalists, who would prefer us all to live like Freddie Flintstone. From Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (an endlessly quoted popular reference) and the suffix -phobia.

Morning Flower is spreading her Frankenphobia around again, telling everyone genetically modified tomatoes are bad for their children.

When are these very very trendy people going to accept that Frankenphobia is soooooo yesterday?

by Fearman January 6, 2008