When you or somebody else is stuck in between two Asians, often used in a sexual context.
Similar to an Oreo.
Similar to an Oreo.
Person 1: "How is you maths class?"
Person 2: "It's OK, it feels like a fortune cookie though."
OR
Person 1: "How was last night?"
Person 2: "Great, we got a fortune cookie going near the end."
Person 2: "It's OK, it feels like a fortune cookie though."
OR
Person 1: "How was last night?"
Person 2: "Great, we got a fortune cookie going near the end."
by BeanJay November 19, 2018
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by Frank Palace November 23, 2011
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by J_money18 September 11, 2013
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by Floundertrap May 8, 2014
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by Gee Dee Bee January 14, 2008
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by TheWiggidy November 4, 2003
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Actually the Fortune Cookie was NOT invented in China or Asia!
i was actually invented in san francisco! - the one thing that was not made in china; oh wait they do make it we just invented it!
Actually the Fortune Cookie was NOT invented in China or Asia!
i was actually invented in san francisco! - the one thing that was not made in china; oh wait they do make it we just invented it!
Girl: When do we get our fortune cookies?
Guy: Why do you want a cookie that tastes like cardboard??
Girl: Because it has a fortune in it.
Guy: Thoses are bull shit, i could tell you your fortune and it would be better that the ones they make up and stick in thoses cookies!
Guy: Why do you want a cookie that tastes like cardboard??
Girl: Because it has a fortune in it.
Guy: Thoses are bull shit, i could tell you your fortune and it would be better that the ones they make up and stick in thoses cookies!
by Olivia Traylor December 29, 2007
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