fern fondler

a different word for tree hugger

dude, look at those hippie chicks, they're such fern fondlers

by lindsayellen April 2, 2007

Fonger

Any phallic item that resembles either a finger or a penis.

Tom: "Could you please hand me that fonger."
Brandon: "I'm sorry, I don't beleive I know what you are talking about."
Tom: "That cordless telephone handset that looks like a finger, could I please have it."

by The Grabulator August 20, 2006

Fingler Shit

when the walls of a women's vagina get pushed so far out that it splits down the middle

I gave that bitch the fingler shit

by RealJE September 8, 2009

fogler

Freeloader. Someone who lives in people's houses without contributing to bills or helping maintain the house.

That guy Ben is a big time fogler, he has slept on our sofa for a month and not helped out with anything around the house.

by Threeoneone May 3, 2016

Cock fondler

(n) One who feels the urge to constantly stroke the cock; needs to constantly touch cock

Mike N. walks around groping my package, what a cock fondler!Take it Ease!

by upscale December 16, 2007

fonglefeelfafa

two pugs that are joined together at birth with kilee and eden pooping on them

i have two pugs and they are fonglefeelfafa

by macebee and murphy March 20, 2023

midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.

Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.

by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009