flugenheimer

a rotating dildo powered by a motor.

I heard Kyle Boswell uses a flugenheimer.

by peenface April 7, 2007

Sandra Fluke

Stuck up bitch who wants other people to pay for her to fuck every single guy in the country.

Did you hear about Sandra Fluke? Ya she just banged every guy on the floor.

by concernedcitizentaxpayer June 15, 2012

Fluebbetropp

The mysterios and legendary floating device found in a can of Guiness. The expression was formed during a Swedish holiday called "Valborgsmassoafton" by a couple of drunk Swedes.
Pronounced: "flybeetroeep"

"Oh my god, that fluebbetropp is really starting to annoy me."
"Get that fluebbetropp out of my face!"
"Don't chew on the fluebbetropp!"
"mmmm.... fluebbetropp"

by Ulf Textorius May 2, 2005

Flufenstanzer

A pedofile word for Penis.

Hello little chaps. Have you seen my flufenstanzer?

by WafflesAndCake May 25, 2010

Flanery

Flanery is a word meaning 'extremely cool'.

Flanery was a word developed by CJ, the God of Crittannia. (see eCritters) If you ever want to become flanery, you must use this word and worship CJ. Or else.

There are also negative forms of the word 'flanery', including 'unflanery', meaning 'not cool', and 'doubleplusunflanery', meaning '/really/ uncool and bad'.
CJ, God of Crittannia, is very flanery.

Nerdzrool is the doubleplusunflanery antigod.

by Ce-J June 13, 2008

flukey dukey

When you feel like you have to poop, but when you sit on the toilet you don't have to anymore.

I woke up last night at 3am to go to the bathroom, but when I got there, I didn't have to go anymore. I had a total flukey dukey.

by Weskimo33 May 15, 2010

Sandra Fluke

A miserable, unpleasant and bitterly unattractive female who claims she and 40% of her Georgetown Law coeds need $1,000/yr for contraceptives. She was dragged into a controversy when talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh called her a "slut" for blowing through a grand's worth of contraceptives in a year, thus causing leftists to hyperventilate, shit their pants, and fall all over themselves trying to get him kicked off the air, in their true fascist ways. However, Limbaugh should not have called her a slut. He should have called her a lying shameless freeloader, and a professional victim who expects everyone else to fund her sex life. (cause now this is a right too apparently) People aren't against contraception. They're against forcing insurers to cover it if they don't want to. And anyone and everyone knows you can get "the pill" for around $10/month, and condoms relatively cheaply also. (Again, she's a LIAR!) And god forbid the shameless little freeloader be expected to control her urges until she can get to a gas station and pay a couple dollars for some condoms. That's just too much to ask of the lying man-jawed freak. When Fluke wants to fuck, it's NOW! Like a monkey in heat, impulse control is out of the question.

Dude: "Hey, who's that slut on the corner holding up a sign that says 'will fuck for free"

Dude 2: That's a man......oh wait, no, that's Sandra Fluke, the slut that blows through a grand a year on contraceptives, and wants US to pay for it all!

Dude: Wow, what a shameless, lying, freeloading sack of shit!

Dude 2: I agree. Now let's go buy some condoms and tag-team that hoe.

Dude: Right on!

by RME1976 June 17, 2012