Flop Job

Receiving a blow job from either male or female whilst having a flaccid penis.

This one time at a party I was so drunk I couldn't get it up and got a flop job.

by SmegWormGoon June 30, 2011

Flop job

When a man puts a chicken on his penis, breaks the wing so it can only spin in a circle, and then snaps the neck to make everything tighten up just before he cums.

I went to the chicken coop this morning and got a flop job

by CRuffian May 31, 2017

Flojob

When you sign up for Progressive car insurance and then find out you could have saved more with Geico.

Dude, those Progressive commercials really Flojob a lot of potential customers.

by whoak May 7, 2010

Flowjob

The act of oral sex performed on a penis while urinating.

Hey Andy, didn't Justin's wife suck your cock while you pissed in her throat? Sounds fun! I always wanted a flowjob!

by Bull Life January 23, 2020

flowjob

kind of like a blowjob, but the repient's penis is replaced by his big toe (either left or right).

Do you remember freshman year when Justin got a double flowjob from Christy AND Mam? That was crazy.

by Ethan Baer March 23, 2008

Flowjob

Facefucking a girl while she is going to the bathroom.

She was giving me a flowjob while she was on the toilet.

by The Donna-man May 8, 2016

flojob

the act that a collegiate freshman performs on a brearley or stuyvesant (female) sophomore, inherent upon having sex

samantha: ahh i got my first flojob last nightt
lindsay: worrd?? no wayy girl that flyy

by Courtney Alexander March 7, 2007