Flarp

When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .

Bro, I just got sooo hard
Why?
I Flarped
Aw shit bro I’m so jelly

by Biggy_Dicky March 2, 2019

Flarp

A large poop, often diarrhea

I had taken a huge flarp

by Mr. Flarp May 10, 2022

Flarp

The booty of any boy named Isaac

Isaac has a juicy flarp. Noah has no flarp.

by Copy56 January 3, 2022

Flarping

This is when you fart when you LARP.

Grand wizard Pluribus is flarping right now and it’s incredibly distracting.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Flarp

Someone that farts while attempting a flip or somersault like gesture.

Girl number 1-(Showing her friend a cool new flip, she suddenly lets one go(A fart))

Girl number 2-Whoa! What the hell was that?

Girl number 1-Ooops! I must of let out a flarp!...

Girl number 2-Keep those flarps to yourself!

by Italiana0 August 5, 2010

flarped

to have had sex with.

That girl was so hot, I flarped her glarpo.

by theFlarper August 3, 2010

Flarp

An accidental transition caused by indecision.

The act of flarping commonly occurs on an instrument. To flarp, one must play a wrong note and quickly recover by playing the right note.

Erica: Crap, I totally flarped!
Arina: Yeah, I heard! You tried to play a D flat instead of an C natural again, didn't you?

by Ericaw December 9, 2007