Flarp

When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .
Bro, I just got sooo hard
Why?
I Flarped
Aw shit bro I’m so jelly
by Biggy_Dicky March 03, 2019
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Flarp

I had taken a huge flarp
by Mr. Flarp May 10, 2022
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Flarp

The booty of any boy named Isaac
Isaac has a juicy flarp. Noah has no flarp.
by Copy56 January 04, 2022
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Flarp

Used sparingly, "Flarp" is just an entertaining and less extreme way of saying "Fuck" without any of the associated meaning or negative connotation.
What the flarp Kevin!? We're gonna be late because of you!

Everything was going as planned, but then you came along and flarped it all up!
by HexArmageddon July 04, 2017
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Flarp

Someone that farts while attempting a flip or somersault like gesture.
Girl number 1-(Showing her friend a cool new flip, she suddenly lets one go(A fart))

Girl number 2-Whoa! What the hell was that?

Girl number 1-Ooops! I must of let out a flarp!...

Girl number 2-Keep those flarps to yourself!
by Italiana0 August 04, 2010
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flarped

to have had sex with.
That girl was so hot, I flarped her glarpo.
by theFlarper August 03, 2010
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Flarp

An accidental transition caused by indecision.

The act of flarping commonly occurs on an instrument. To flarp, one must play a wrong note and quickly recover by playing the right note.
Erica: Crap, I totally flarped!
Arina: Yeah, I heard! You tried to play a D flat instead of an C natural again, didn't you?
by Ericaw November 14, 2007
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