flametard

a new alternative scene... set out to destroy all that emo bullshit... go's to raves involving flamethrowers of many amazing and hypnotic colours.

Neil and Kat am teh flametards

by Neil Sheldon January 24, 2006

Flimtard

Somebody of unimaginable of low intelect

Johnney: "Look out its a flimtard!"
Perry: "what that rock?"

by 69gaystreet April 4, 2020

flailarino

basically what a flail is, except with a little zest

Joe Borowski totally flailed and blew that save against the A's. It cost me 2 grr and a sando. What a flailarino.

by Kevin Gilks June 12, 2007

flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

Flirtard

A person who cannot flirt, with positive outcomes.

He's such a fucking flirtard.

by Rayne420 June 5, 2009

flaketard

A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.

First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!

by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

fliptard

fliptard one who is incredibly stupid and a fucktard but a less offensive and non vulgar way to call someone a fuck and a retard

dude you stole my fleets you fliptard
man i did not steal your fleets you fliptard

dude you cant take a joke can you
man you dont have a funny bone in your body fliptard

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019