fjord

(fyôrd, fyrd)
n.
A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between steep slopes.

hey dude, Pammy was in the pool, her damp gash was like a fjord!

by dracenfels October 21, 2003

fjord nigger

From The Onion, used to describe someone nordic; Scandinavian

Those fjord-niggers must get pretty god damn cold up there.

by bing crosby October 28, 2004

Fjord

The act of crossing a fjord by way of walking, running, hopping or jumping on fallen trees and rocks.

The troubled child found fjording a nearby creek to be a rather enjoyable and uplifting hobby in the wake of his depression.

by Lancer Larry May 20, 2009

fjortis

Derived from the word for fourteen (fjorton) in scandinavian languages. The plural is fjortisar.

Locally in scandinavia fjortis is used as a (somewhat derogatory) term for a person (commonly a girl) around that age.

Internationally, used for pictures of such a girl in sexually provocative poses.

by Trunkerad September 19, 2003

Fording

1. To intentionally kiss a woman’s breast. More precisely when it is done in a picture.

Did you see her gotting totaly forded at the party last night

He was definitly fording her last night

by The whole IB class of 2013 March 10, 2011

fjord

A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between steep slopes, usually pined for by the Slumbering Norwegian Blue Parrot.

Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

by ParaTr00p3r March 15, 2009

Flordia

Place people call Florida when people are referring to it being awful or in a negative way.

Man flordia really sucks ass.

by kfcardio October 7, 2019