fjordi 

Fjordi is someone who really, really doesn’t give a fuck who are you.

Someone: You can’t sit here! It’s for VIPs.
Fjordi: Mplasi kari!

fjordi by idkfr November 24, 2021

fjortis 

There are two different fjortis species that can be found in sweden. on one hand there is the trash-fjortis, and on the other hand there is the brat-fjortis.

A fjortis is a swedish, over maked-up (read carroty orange), usually with (dyed)blond hair in her early teens. They dress up as skanks, sometimes they go to partys in nothing but underwear (thong and lace bra). To dress up as a playmate on halloween is a must. when they are old enough to pull off a fake id,or travels to aya napa, they desperatley try to order a "häxa" in the bar to fin out that they dont serve a drink containing more than four different alcohols mixed together in a petflaska.

The trash fjortis usually lives in not so well off suburbs or smaller cities like Karlskrona, Skärhamn or Gothenburg. A normal friday or saturday night they can be found out drinking in parks or busstations or if in Stockholm, in the subways with the ambition to hook up with as many ppl as possible, gender doesnt matter (applies to all fjortis speices). they usually wear baggy yoga pants with their thongs well visible drawn up to their waists combined with cheap tops from H&M or Gina tricot and mad-padded pushup bras. but no boobs. they normaly choose barn och fritid (babysitting and asswiping courses)as their major in gymnasiet (highschool-college-ich).

The brat-fjortis lives in welthier suburbs to Stockholm, or on Östermalm. They are alot like the trash-fjortis, but with an ounce more cash-flow. They spend most of their monthly allowance (read their parents money)on bronzing powder, tanning beds and paying older siblings for ciggarettes and booze. They prefer more well-dressed alternatives, such as short, short skirts and shorts and flats, rather than yoga pants and pumaskor. they have all adapted to the "Lidingö accent" where the "i" is pronounced as "yyyiiii" wich is seen as a sign of wealth. They get more and more slutty for every generation. easily spotted in the croud due to their red/bright blue winterjacket worn all year around aka a fjällräven (check google for pics). Gåsjackorna by canada goose are still seen on the tarshfjortisar of the stockholm region (in the smaller cities like gothenburg they still havent even bocome popular. give it a couple of years)

A common interest among all fjortisar is to make out(strula) with as many people as possible during the same night without evan knowing their names. once again, gender DOES NOT matter.

Gertrud- Oh my! are you walkin in yours sleep or why did you bring your comforter?

Liizzzza@pa(fjortis)- uuuuhm, this is my 4800 kr fjällräven!

old gertrud- children these days.....(goes and sews herself a jacket out of her old comforter to maintain top notch)

fjortis by topnotch December 16, 2007

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

pining for the fjords by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

Fording 

A act of making a series of bad decisions or poor life choices in row similar to that of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford.

Man, I was totally Fording last night .. I don't remember what happened but then I checked my phone.

Fording by 976tec9 March 21, 2017

fjortisfylla 

A swedish word for when you haven't had anything or very little to drink but still act like you're insanely drunk.

Person #1: Look at that girl, she had one sip of that drink and now she's falling over and stuff.

Person #2: Yeah she's having such a fjortisfylla

fjortisfylla by Awesome person who you love. October 22, 2011

fjortis 

From the Scandinavian word for fourteen - fjorton (Sweden)/fjorten (Norway, Denmark). Someone, most commonly a girl, acting annoyingly immature. Usually someone in the age 12-17 (approximately), but fjortis is not an age, it's a state of mind.

*sigh* She's such a fjortis!

fjortis by Vash_the_Slayer May 11, 2006

fordingbridge 

A fucking shithole

I went to Fordingbridge yesterday, makes a night out in Bournemouth look classy tbh

fordingbridge by St. Emmy November 13, 2016