Functitious

Something functional that can only be described as being utterly funky. Something so delightfully awesome, only one word can describe it- functitious.

Dude... that chick's rack is totally functitious.

My god, that car is functitious.

Holy crap, that new slurpee is completely functitious.

by DaleLavine February 4, 2009

fictition

An odd neologism created in an Oscar acceptance speech by Michael Moore. Backformation from "fictitious".

"Fictition"... I can't quite figure out what that one means. He obviously meant something slightly different from "fiction", but damn if I know what.

by Brian X October 26, 2003

Feptitious

To be intentionally pedantic to provoke a humerous response.

Paul: "4 goals for Suarez against Chile, lets hope he can do the same in the league"

Mike: "Chile aren't in the Prem Paul"

Lester: "since wen have chile been in the premiership haha"

Paul: "am i being stupid here? ive re-read this about 10 times and i still dont see how you got that"

Mike: "we were just being feptitious"

by Yennikcm November 14, 2011

fictious

Fictitious

I made up a simplified spelling for "fictitious" that does not root in fictition; fictious, and I will use it, someday, so it's imajinary.

by BrewJay October 20, 2008

Factitious

Fake news that seems to be factual; but is actually fictitious.

After this crazy year I have started believing that almost everything is FACTITIOUS.

by Major Thomas March 9, 2018

Frictitious

When an object is really frictiony

"Damn, the new towel I got is really frictitious!"

by ZMS 23 April 5, 2022

Fictorious

Manipulating by means of a lie, a scam or omitting truth in order to win.

The canidate, as usual, was fictorious at the end of the race.

by VEER MORTAL September 23, 2017