frusturbation

The verbal mating dance people do when one of them refuses to put out for a while at the start of a relationship.

My sister and her bf engage in repeated acts of frusturbation as they wend their way towards eventual release.

by zoodonkey December 30, 2013

fasturbation

rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.

im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up

by insomniacal maniac September 1, 2009

Fapsturbation

To masturbate vigorously enough for it to be clearly audible to anyone in the vicinity.

Josh: Were you just playing with a paddle ball?
Ray: No, that was the sweet sound of Fapsturbation.

by Faghat July 29, 2012

Frasturbation

The posting of embarrassing, controversial or otherwise inappropriate material to ones own facebook profile in an effort to garner comments, likes and other attention.

Self frape used as an attention seeking behavior

Man, no one would bother fraping that guy. That's clearly frasturbation, the sad git.

by Tab101 May 14, 2011

Failsturbation

The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.

George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.

by kel80mak September 30, 2011

Faceturbation

When someone likes his own status/photo/comment on Facebook.

Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..

*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*

*mom comes in*

Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN

Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?

by pinkzeppelin09 December 27, 2011

fensturbation

For certain sexual acts - such as coginus and fensturbation - there are no English equivalents. They should be used only in the original Latin, usually in whispers.

Wilma: What's your pet peeve, Bruce?
Bruce: I hate those Liberals who are always saying fensturbation is normal and natural - until you do it in front of them.

by dildo777 January 14, 2022