fartistic

A work of art lacking in technique but still amusing and creative. Carelessness or the artists apathy being it's strongest quality.

A toilet seat picture frame.

fartistic by Antonio Giusto February 11, 2005

Fartist 

A fake artist. The new generation of rich, nothing to do kids. Their art is all about shock value, aesthetic, and how it might sound when explaining it to a group of mutual friends in a dive bar. Fartist's are internally tormented for not being born Jack Kerouac or Charles Bukowski, so they invent pseudo life struggles to get close to the likes of great men and woman like that.

The more pretentious, the more their fart (fake art) smells.

Fartist 1: Hey man, I just wrote a song: "I can't stand living one more night, on my friends mattress, another parental fight..."
Fartist 2: Shit, that was tight. Would you mind tearing a hole in my shirt so it looks like I sleep in the woods against my will.
Fartist 1: Hell ya brother.

Fartist by JimmyCreature May 18, 2014

Escape Fartist 

The person who lets a little one go and acts as if it never happened, as if it was just a gust of wind.

I was at the salon getting a massage with a girlfriend of mine and she was the typical escape fartist, letting little ones go as if it was the massage table moving.

Escape Fartist by thats gross March 13, 2009

fartist 

Noun: One who elevates the act of passing gas
(flatulence) to an art form. Coined by "Loveline" host Adam Carolla

"When I pass gas at the writing table at 'Jimmy Kimmell Live', I'm expressing myself--I'm a fartist."

fartist by sholay December 29, 2003

Fartist 

A person who discriminates against people who fart (similar to racist)

Suzy: Hey, guess who I ran into?
Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!

Fartist by OffBeatDrummer July 2, 2020

Fartistic

One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.

Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."

Fartistic by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 13, 2010

Fartistic License 

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

Fartistic License by backotruck November 2, 2011