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martial fartist 

Someone who purposely uses their farts to annoy someone else.
JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!
martial fartist by NE1 May 25, 2006
A person who turns a fart into a work of art.
Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.

Fartistic Licence 

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide
"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."
Fartistic Licence by bromp February 18, 2010

Fantastistical 

1. The state of having many mad skillz.
2. Beyond fantastic
3. Good beyond belief, unreal
Statement that works in conjunction with the example:
*Anna has many great skillz*

Doug: Anna, you are a fantastistical person, and the best companion anybody could ask for.

fantistorical 

A book or piece of literature that has both fantasy and historical elements.
Author George R.R. Martin writes fantistorical books, he is most known as the author of the "Game Of Thrones" novels.
fantistorical by Angelicedg January 4, 2012

Fanarcissist 

A big fan of his or her own self. An individual with a larger than life ego/self image. Someone with a way too high opinion of him/herself. Usually an only child totally spoiled by parents.
you should see his myspace and facebook profiles, he's a shameless self-promoter. he's a total fanarcissist
Fanarcissist by fan fan August 5, 2009