failionaire

a person who spends the majority of their life accumulating currency only to find that in the end, they missed the point all along.

you're not a millionaire; you're not a billionaire... congratulations!

you're a failionaire!

better luck next time...

by loco and i don't know January 14, 2020

failmonger

One who brings fail, as a fishmonger is one who provides fish.

"I heard Ewan's decided not to buy an Xbox 360."

"What a failmonger."

by mds84 November 25, 2009

failonaut

A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

Failony

A fail so epic, the perpetrator of said fail should be incarcerated.

Rich: "Hey, do you know how far Russia is from Alaska?"

Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."

Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."

by cobrawannabe November 6, 2010

Kaleb Faison

A super funny black character from davenport ia. He goes to Davenport West High School

Omg! Have you listened to Kaleb Faison sing!?

by Adorable little game October 22, 2018

failsense

The awareness of the capacity for fail in oneself or in others.

a. I was going to ask her to lunch, but my failsense warned me that she's way out of my league.

b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.

by earthen biscuit February 7, 2008

Faison

The creepiest guy you'll ever meet. A guy that is or has the ability to be a rapist.

Person 1: Dude I just got an email from this super hot girl on the internet. She says she wan't to see me! Should I go?

Person 2: Hell no!!! That girl is probably a total Faison....you'll go to her house and she'll be a grown man and he'll rape and kill you!!

by Super Sham Blam January 28, 2010