a social network web site consisting of a community of well-written, well-crafted gripes or "farts". a place to share observations or complaints of things that bother you.
If I have one more article shoved down my throat about the possible reasons Jennifer Aniston can't find love I'm going to unleash my thoughts on facefartbook
by brewkah assault May 6, 2011
Get the facefartbook mug.Putting Preparation H under your eyes to tighten the skin and reduce puffiness (pretty much the same thing it does to your asshole).
Wow! You look like you got high and fucked all night. You can't go to church looking like that. You'd better get a Detroit facelift.
by OldOllie December 3, 2013
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"It's pretty much a Craigslist, but on Facebook and for middle, high school, and college students in the Long Beach, Lakewood, or cities nearby." (Taken from Facebook page)
Facelist is a "list" of things (appearing on the Facelist wall) for sale in the Lakewood-Long Beach area. Most people under the age of twenty are members of Facelist, and many things are sold there, including iPods, phones, clothes, and shoes.
Facelist is a "list" of things (appearing on the Facelist wall) for sale in the Lakewood-Long Beach area. Most people under the age of twenty are members of Facelist, and many things are sold there, including iPods, phones, clothes, and shoes.
"I need money" *Posts iPod on Facelist* Meets up at the Lakewood Mall, gets money for iPod from fellow Facelister.
by Websterin'dis'shit January 22, 2012
Get the facelist mug.The debut release from the grandest band in all the land, Alice In Chains. Released in 1990, it is a metal album (not grunge) and includes the following tracks:
"We Die Young"
"Man In The Box"
"Sea Of Sorrow"
"Bleed The Freak"
"I Can't Remember"
"Love, Hate, Love"
"It Ain't Like That"
"Sunshine"
"Put You Down"
"Confusion"
"I Know Something (Bout You)"
"Real Thing"
Mind blowingly amazing vocals by Layne Staley (aka God), excellent guitar by Jerry Cantrell, awesome bass from Mike Starr (who's better than Inez), and fucking great drums from Sean Kinney.
Other releases are Sap, Dirt, Jar Of Flies, Alice In Chains (also referred to as Tripod), and Unplugged.
"Bring me down you try
Feel the pain and keep it all in till you die
Without eyes you cannot cry
Who’s to blame?
I can’t remember identity
The visions in my mind from screamin at me
And mama, mama, ooh,
My angry brains of infancy
Knocked down but I have enough hate to breathe
Down your throat and steal your energy
You took everything but my will to be
Now the loss of your God won’t make me bleed"
-"I Can't Remember"
"We Die Young"
"Man In The Box"
"Sea Of Sorrow"
"Bleed The Freak"
"I Can't Remember"
"Love, Hate, Love"
"It Ain't Like That"
"Sunshine"
"Put You Down"
"Confusion"
"I Know Something (Bout You)"
"Real Thing"
Mind blowingly amazing vocals by Layne Staley (aka God), excellent guitar by Jerry Cantrell, awesome bass from Mike Starr (who's better than Inez), and fucking great drums from Sean Kinney.
Other releases are Sap, Dirt, Jar Of Flies, Alice In Chains (also referred to as Tripod), and Unplugged.
"Bring me down you try
Feel the pain and keep it all in till you die
Without eyes you cannot cry
Who’s to blame?
I can’t remember identity
The visions in my mind from screamin at me
And mama, mama, ooh,
My angry brains of infancy
Knocked down but I have enough hate to breathe
Down your throat and steal your energy
You took everything but my will to be
Now the loss of your God won’t make me bleed"
-"I Can't Remember"
Alice In fucking Chains baby!!!
Layne rules ALL!!! (rip)
"I tried to love you I thought I could
I tried to own you I thought I would
I wanna peel the skin from your face
Before the real you lays to waste
You told me I’m the only one
Sweet little angel you should have run
Lyin, cryin, dyin to leave
Innocence creates my hell
Cheated myself, still, you know more
It would be so easy with a whore
Try to understand me little girl
My twisted passion to be your world
Lost inside my sick head
I live for you but I’m not alive
Take my hands before I kill
I still love you, but I still burn"
-"Love, Hate, Love" (lyrics by: L. Staley, music by: J. Cantrell. album: Facelift)
Layne rules ALL!!! (rip)
"I tried to love you I thought I could
I tried to own you I thought I would
I wanna peel the skin from your face
Before the real you lays to waste
You told me I’m the only one
Sweet little angel you should have run
Lyin, cryin, dyin to leave
Innocence creates my hell
Cheated myself, still, you know more
It would be so easy with a whore
Try to understand me little girl
My twisted passion to be your world
Lost inside my sick head
I live for you but I’m not alive
Take my hands before I kill
I still love you, but I still burn"
-"Love, Hate, Love" (lyrics by: L. Staley, music by: J. Cantrell. album: Facelift)
by Nikki [aka Layne's lover] December 9, 2008
Get the Facelift mug.A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.
"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."
by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006
Get the nascar facelift mug.When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status
"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."
by avianeddy November 17, 2011
Get the Facebook Facelift mug.Not to be confused with its picture counterpart, the facepic, a faceflick is a video that "just has to go on facebook".
by B. LaBoon April 10, 2008
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