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Fuckitude

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.
Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU
by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009
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drunkitude

a defiant, arrogant, and/or aggressive state of mind achieved during inebriation in an otherwise cool and collected individual.
Naw, he's chill. Just after a coupla 40's my man's got a bad drunkitude
by Terrence H December 9, 2006
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Dickatude

When someone who is constantly a dick has an extra attitude
Today Dan quit smoking, I didn't speak to him because i couldn't take the dickatude. dick attitude
by Kc315 April 16, 2016
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Dicktitude

Referring to the male of the human species when he's being a jerk or a tool and he's giving attitude as if he's experiencing male PMS.
Or: When a male thinks he's "all that"
I was trying to be reasonable with him but he had such Dicktitude that he was impossible to deal with!

He approached me with such Dicktitude that it was easy for me to turn him down.
by CydInSLC January 18, 2011
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Suckitude

Something that sucks to a higher level of sucking. This is called suckitude
The movie industry displays its suckitude with movies such as "The Hulk"
by CommunistWithAGun August 21, 2003
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Dicklitude

A person who has the grandiose ability of being a dick to everyone around them.
When I wake up everyday it is my denstiny to make the life of others in my presence far more miserable than my own by utilizing my proficient dicklitude abilities.
by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008
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Douchitude

A brazen display of unabashed douchebaggery.
After seeing the level of douchitude Matthew Stafford just exhibited Spencer Pratt may have to be uncrowned as King of all Douchebags.
by CocoChristopher July 23, 2009
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