He is not drunk
Who from the floor
Can rise and drink once more
But he is drunk
Who prostrate lies
Can neither drink
Nor rise
Who from the floor
Can rise and drink once more
But he is drunk
Who prostrate lies
Can neither drink
Nor rise
by thatsmrweedman2u June 11, 2006

God damn it the bar didn't kick them out before two, now I gotta deal with drunk bastards. Fucking bar.
by fucking drunks October 1, 2006

Before:
1 Lets get a half gally tonight...
2 sounds like a party
After:
1 I am so fucked up
2 I know man me too.
(here puking)
1 Lets get a half gally tonight...
2 sounds like a party
After:
1 I am so fucked up
2 I know man me too.
(here puking)
by Brooke April 21, 2004

Entering the kitchen and pouring a glass of wine to steady the nerves for the inevitable enslaught after a day of work: "You know I don't think it'd be a good idea if we got married right now. We don't make enough money and we have too many differences between us. This hurts me to say as much as you but it needs to be addressed."
"You're drunk."
After a big sigh. "Fine, then you don't need to marry me. Now get out of my house because I am about to really get drunk, but in the morning I shall be single and sober."
"You're drunk."
After a big sigh. "Fine, then you don't need to marry me. Now get out of my house because I am about to really get drunk, but in the morning I shall be single and sober."
by LibraLady105 March 19, 2008

by Social Chair for the World February 27, 2009

It's my opinion that many of these definitions are written by drunk individuals. Further, as I am now drunk while writing this, I believe that the drunken scholars have always had a place in world discourse.
My ex-wife wouldn't fuck me when drunk. (Ain't that ambiguous who is the horniest?) (Drunkest?) Further, who the fuck do you think is saddest that she started cheating on me in 2004? Cunt!
by Oakkymon May 23, 2006

by phillip mcrackin April 21, 2010
