douchelicker

someone that licks used douches

dude you are such a douchelicker!

by yomoma12234 January 9, 2010

doucheshiness

The act of just being an all around dick/and or bitch.

Girl: oh my god that hoe just stole my boyfriend!
friend: What a load of doucheshiness

by hotties246 March 7, 2011

douchelicopter

A Douche bag who would just continue to hover.

Wow, that salesman was a total douchelicopter

by georube November 4, 2011

Douchesicle

n. Someone who is so douchey to the point where you HAVE to say “sicle” after “douche”

Alex is SUCH a douchesicle!

by MasatoKaibara4ever November 16, 2013

Douchejuice

a drink commonly drank by lame-ass wiggers and/or jews

"Did you see what that Jew did? He must have been sippin' some douchejuice last night."

by Fritz Inc. May 5, 2008

douchesicle

To freeze vinegar and water in a phallic shape for the purpose of sucking and/or practicing falacio.

Lets make douchesicles tonight!

by Laura the Explorer December 9, 2008

Doucheglider

A name given to the dumb toy. Most of the people riding 'Hoverboards' are douchebags and they are always annoying as hell. The name has been made famous by YouTube star Shane Dawson.

"Look at that dumbass riding that Doucheglider over there."

by HeyBooi211 December 2, 2015