douchetag

A term preceded by a pound (#) sign, embedded in tweets, forum posts, or other online communications. Used by people who are ignorant of how content-indexing systems work, thinking that they have to create identifiers or catchphrases to make their content searchable and more prominent.

The number of these tags embedded in a person's communications is proportional to their self-importance and insecurity.

One of the great things about the #iPhone was abandoning the #stylus. Not sure why #samsung thinks bring it back is #innovation and #freedom

(That's it; the form validation stupidly insists that the word "douchetag" appear in here.)

by Oscar Goldman August 20, 2012

Douchetard

A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like.

1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.

by erwix August 16, 2010

douchetast

noun, someone who is "douche-tastic" or a general douchebag.

John ate the sandwich I was saving to have for lunch. He's such a douchetast.

Lisa's such an annoying douchetast.

by Jamaica G September 28, 2006

douchetard

Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.

Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard

by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017

douchetante

A person made famous by looks and other means besides a skill or craft. Reality TV actors, politicians, etc.

That douchetante got famous on Jersey Shore

by nugzstradamus March 17, 2011

douchetastic

A contraction of "douche" and "fantastic". Something displaying the qualities of a douche to an extreme or fantastic degree could be described as douchetastic.

"Elf", starring Will Farrel, is a douchetastic movie, because Will Farrel is a douche, and only other douches think he's funny.

by Yuliq M'diq December 25, 2004

douchetastic

someone or something so horribly douche-y and over confident for no reason that it is ridiculous

"is that zach troyer?"
"yeah, he is really douchetastic."

by hannah and anna July 8, 2006