douche nozzle

language variance. as in the german, du shnosel; arrogant young prick. came across this with my friend from germany. funny germanglish cross slang connection.

zat man hee theenks he iss so spveshial, iss he geevin uss de nose in ze air, perfect case of du shnosel. douche nozzle! same thing. love it.

by gumption101 January 3, 2009

douche nozzle

a universal word used in the event that you forget the actual word or just don't want to use it.

Q:What is the soup of the day?
A:Douche nozzle
Q:Do you like the new guy at work?
A:No. He is a huge douche nozzle
Q:What kind of dog is that?
A:It is a douche nozzle.
Q:Where would you like to sit?
A:On the douche nozzle!

by Sara Gallagher December 23, 2007

douche nozzle

the douche equivalent to "ass hole"

Hey, asshole!
-OR-
Hey, Douche Nozzle!!!!!

by michael December 9, 2003

douche nozzle

one who takes the very last Dorito and puts the bag back into the cabinet for the next person

person 1 yes the last Dorito munch munch munch
person 2 yes doritos

person 1 nope

person 2 you fucking douche nozzle

by wind0106 August 20, 2011

douche nozzle

A long groomed beard which projects from the chin whereas the rest of the face is shaved.

Dude, Ian Scott from Anthrax has a awesome douche nozzle. He must be the king douche.

by Leroy Jeeenkinzzzz April 20, 2011

douche nozzle

An inssult that will replace the Douche Bag because it is so much more offencive.

Damn that douch nozzle he stole my gonads.

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

douche nozzle

a complete jackass or a stinky person

when danielle tries to cook pasta and says she can cook but spills gravy all over herself at the same exact time...she is a douche nozzle

by Maak Young January 3, 2008