My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!
by jopazo June 18, 2009
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(at the loudest projectible voice) You are all dork sided!!!!! Un-whole-eee!! Garghouls, tarrot-curds, dorkness, dork-sided-ed-nesssss!!!! Get the **** outta my goddam house in the name of Jesus Christ!! amen ...
by wmike145 November 18, 2005
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At the end of the typical Orkin TV commercial, the Orkin Dork gives the evil eye to the giant termite.
by Side of Fries April 1, 2011
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Anybody who goes around in an Inspector Gadget coat, is violent, has a shitty temper, lies alot, and prefers his women to not speak english.
Anybody who goes around in an Inspector Gadget coat, is violent, has a shitty temper, lies alot, and prefers his women to not speak english.
That Grade A dork kicked me for no reason.
Beware of that Grade A dork, he beats people up - including the few women that he can get.
That Grade A dork threatened to kill me.
Beware of that Grade A dork, he beats people up - including the few women that he can get.
That Grade A dork threatened to kill me.
by original_oseanoman December 14, 2009
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by Hellsing cat September 29, 2008
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by penguin slapper December 11, 2013
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