Pacer: "Ey, Mike! You're a dooshbag. Nobody loves you."
Mike: "Did you just misspell 'Douchebag'? What the fuck, man."
Pacer: "Mike, you fucking dumbass, we're talking to each other. With words. How the fuck could I misspell something I didn't type?"
Mike: *wipes sweat off of forehead* "Uhhh... oh fuck, you don't know."
Pacer: "Don't ever wipe my forehead again."
Mike: "Did you just misspell 'Douchebag'? What the fuck, man."
Pacer: "Mike, you fucking dumbass, we're talking to each other. With words. How the fuck could I misspell something I didn't type?"
Mike: *wipes sweat off of forehead* "Uhhh... oh fuck, you don't know."
Pacer: "Don't ever wipe my forehead again."
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