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Donkey Konging

Verb

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.
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Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong is a party game where groups of individuals attempt to charge up a staircase while the "Donkey Kong" at the top tosses kegs at them in an attempt to slow their progress.
Cody: "Jeez Jim, what happened to your arm there?"

Jim: "I broke it last night when me and my friends got shitfaced and played a couple rounds of Donkey Kong."
by Cody Cheesebrough June 23, 2008
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The Donkey Kong

When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.
Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night

Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor

Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane
by DopeBoss January 28, 2016
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Donkey Kong

To Use Your Knuckles To Knock Someone On The Top Of Their Head Really Hard.
Joey was talkin shit, so i donkey konged that nigga in class. He started crying.
by Robocop2489 May 5, 2009
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Donkey Kong

1.n. A nintendo character/game. He is the leader of a gang of gorrilas.
2.v. To hit someone on top of the head
1. Dude! Did you get that new donkey kong for Gamecube?
2. OMG that girl wouldn't shutup, I had to donkey kong her ass so the police would have a hard time finding bruises.
by Airman September 3, 2005
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Donkey kong

When a female and/or male roughly plays with your cock through your pants and/or underwear
we were watching superbad and she was basically playing donkey kong with my dick...
by elfeicho August 23, 2009
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Donkey Kong

To beat down somebody using a downward thrust of the fists. 1.An EXTREME beat down 2. Also a dance replicates the thrusting movements.
Guy 1: He was talkin' shit so I'ma Donkey Kong that foo!
Guy 2: Oh snaps he's about to bring that donkey Kong homie!
by ☆MaJiK☆ May 7, 2008
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