Dirking

To selfishly engage in a romantic, one-sided relationship with a non-compatible partner without long-term intent due to desire for companionship.

Past tense: dirk-ed

David was dirking Lisa because he knew they were not compatible but he continued to see her even though he knew she wanted more than he was willing to give. Lisa was being dirked.

by sillymilo May 26, 2014

Dickinassery

1. To perform the act of douchebagery and/or asshatery in an attempt to ruin something or in the case of internet forums to get a thread locked.

2. To act in a dickish manner or act like a douche bag.

"the epic amount of dickinassery that this thread has turned into.. sigh"

Refer to Vwvortex Mk4 forums for examples

by Toblerowned October 29, 2010

Dirkin' Out

Is when, typically a male but not always, becomes infatuated with someone to the extent that they talk about nothing other than that person and how amazing he/she might be.

Symptoms: Pinyan Syndrome, loss of appetite, lack of sleep, spending less time with friends, and change in mood.

Dude, Ronnie is totally dirkin' out, about this chick that he met at Dollar General.

by Dr. Depper May 17, 2011

dirking out

When you can't hang at a party. Originates from a Derek who had a mental breakdown after ingesting large amounts of Marijuana and Vyvanse. He had too much alcohol and couldn't finish his burger we gave him. So know when someone can't hang we say they are dirking out

Corn was dirking out last weekend bro, he couldn't stop punching walls.

Duck paul just punched me in the face

by Sqag June 30, 2014

dirtinaries

Dirtinaries simply means folks who doesnt have anything better to do than try to make the "Urban Dictionary" a low standard dictionary filled with crap.

Hey, my name is soap blush, and I eat egg for dinner when I wake up on the beaches on Pluto, before I start my dirtinaries.

by donnfoss January 12, 2015

Dickinated

Set a ticking time bomb to your cheating mans dick.

She set a ticking time bomb to her cheating mans dick as he was tied up, she then proceeded to wait until it exploded. This is called dickinated

by ttkins_24 June 22, 2019

Dirking

Dirking :
When someone splits themself into multiple things at the same time

Jack: Sorry, I'm talking to three people online right now Jill: Man, stop dirking

by Chromechrome November 21, 2021